Foodie Theme Chef Apron Fits Womens Sizes M-L-XL

How many food related sayings can you think of off the top of your head? The likelihood of them being printed on this apron is very good!

The beige color background of the vintage fabric features the sayings in black print. Subtly colored pictures of different foods break up the design. Some of the many sayings are:
Easy As Pie
Lettuce Pray
The Back Burner
Butter Him Up
Pasta-bilities
Egg On Your Face
Fork It Over
In Good Taste
Brain Sturgeon
Taking Candy From A Baby
What A Ham

A rectangular pocket was created from the same fabric, and has black buttons at the top corners. (There was not enough fabric to match the design.) The fabric is quite heavy and will wear well. The apron neck and waist ties are in black. To adjust the length, simply put a knot in the neck ties where desired. This apron would be suitable for women or men.

The apron waist is 33 inches.
The bodice is 12 inches.
The length is from the top center to the hemline is 32 inches.
The ties are 30 inches.
This one-of-a-kind apron best fits women's sizes medium, large or extra large; please adjust sizing for men according to the measurements.